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Boony cracks the 65kg mark

In a shock to all those attending the Noses’ offseason training session, Boony has finally cracked the 65kg mark, having been hovering around the 60kg mark during the season. Granted the measurement was taken with wet clothes and sinkers in his pockets, but it is a great achievement nonetheless.

Now benching the bar without assistance, the progress that Boony has made has been exceptional. Boony promises that once he hits 70kg that he will stop wearing his sister’s jeans and will finally buy his own pair.

Beryl Jones of the local nursing home, says the new filled out Boony is much more of a catch than he was before, and the new prize at Bingo will be a date out with Boony. Boony more than happy to oblige.

2 Responses to “Boony cracks the 65kg mark”

  1. Wilko Says:

    Someone told him there might be a “Men Of Rugby Calendar” fundraiser next year and so Boony has set his sights on being Mr March.

  2. craig Says:

    Funnily enough he has been approached to go in a calendar for the local nursing home as well, Beryl tells me that it will be Boony specific

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