In the last week the writer has confirmed a rumour with respect of a well regarded winger in the club. On the basis of anomymity lets refer to him as Rick R. The winger has confirmed that he has always wanted to be a front rower and for the last five years has been over eating, sneaking pudding, eating pork rinds, mysteriously pulling hamstrings, wearing size 44 shorts, taking one of the numbers off all his old jerseys, stretching for hours while the sprints are on and talking about scrums, scrum technique, how scrums used to be better in the good old days, the future of scrums, how scrums are the most important part of the game and why tight head props should automatically win 3 points each game ad nauseum to anyone who will listen, or anyone who won’t listen.

The winger has also confirmed that he intends to join the brotherhood in 2010.

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