Weekly Nose
This week the Nose is nursing somewhat of a sore head after being given a leave pass during the last week. The Nose would like to thank Mrs Nose for the leave pass and promises that he will behave for the next year.
As The Nose is under the weather, Mrs Nose has agreed to write a guest columnn.
Leave passes and their value
The granting of a leave pass is one of the hardest things to value in a marriage, but with skill and experience you can get the most out of each leave pass. The Nose is only conditionally granted two leave passes a year, leave passes can be revoked at any time for any reason. Where the Nose escapes, like after the Tweed game, swift action has to follow to keep him in line. He is well trained but can be easily led astray by the untrained (Longy springs to mind).
In valuing your leave pass you need to be careful to get the most out of it, remember that the leave pass is only valid for the night in question and any follow up performances the following morning can be treated with the usual punishments.
Your Questions Answered
What reasons do you give for revoking a leave pass?
None
What do you do if the Nose goes out without a leave pass?
Generally I just blame Longy for leading him astray, and home discipline is applied usually involving the revocation of future leave passes, exchanging for Australia Fair giftcards or a short, sharp stab.
Is feeding Harry wizz fizz or any form of sugar a good or bad idea?
(ed. The original response threatening my life has been removed). No Harry is not to eat wizz fizz under any circumstances.
