Weekly Nose
After a shock that the Nose would be no longer be allowed to play football, a reprieve has been granted and the Nose will be playing in 2010.
This week the Nose will not be explaining what he had to do in order to gain a leave pass for the season, and will not be dispelling any of the rumours that price was incredible…
Preseason is upon us and the Nose would like to cover injury prevention and not over doing in the run up to the start of the season. Stretching becoming important and wherever possible make sure that you stretch for at least 15 minutes before the commencement of a training session or fitness session. Also take an opportunity to stretch in your own time, whether it just be giving the hamstring a workout in the morning or a dedicated twenty minutes at night.
With all training suggested by the Nose the most important thing is that you should no over do it.
Your questions answered
Firstly the 300 questions about the price to play this year have been ignored, but the Nose will be happy to explain the price over a few beers, incidently if you would like to have a beer with the Nose you will need to get permission beforehand, the requirements for this include an agenda for the expected time for the beer, expectation of how many beers will be consumed, providing a cab charge for the Nose to get home, emergency contact numbers, and a second mortgage over your house in case the Nose is late getting home. This will need to be lodged at least a month before the beer is to be consumed.
Can you explain why all the club props are getting fit this year? There has been a rumour that the props have started their own version of the biggest loser and will be having Monday night weigh ins.
Can you explain how you are leading the tipping comp? Mrs Nose makes all the decisions in my house.
What has happened to Boony, I thought he was over 80kg? I think the more important question is why is Boony cutting his own hair.
